I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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