she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Sober January is a disaster.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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