My brain says no but my pants say off.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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