I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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