I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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