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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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