im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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