On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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