You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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