I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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