You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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