Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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