And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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