i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize