We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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