hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I still have a little drunk in my system
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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