So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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