so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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