Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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