Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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