Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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