She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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