He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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