If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
