Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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