She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize