I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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