I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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