so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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