Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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