Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
