I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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