we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it's like iHOP with fire
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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