Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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