I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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