I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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