break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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