I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We had sex on a dog bed..
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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