Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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