oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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