idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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