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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us

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• (559): View more from California

  Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

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• (310): View more from California

  It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "

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• (305): View more from Florida

  The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I have a broken liver

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  I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You took my underwater blowjob virginity.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.

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