Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize