she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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