i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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