porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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