But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just tell him i said nine months
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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