U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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