I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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