who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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