So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize