Her vagina should come with caution tape.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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