I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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