Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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