I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize