Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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