I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just had sex bonerless
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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