Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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