3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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