Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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